Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Medieval Magic & Soviet Scraps



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I reached the beach paradise of Pärnu, located my hotel and purchased the last transport ticket I would need, for a bus to Tallinn.  All remaining transportation needs were pre-arranged before I left Taiwan.  Hungry, I sat down at a cafe near my hotel.  I had a pork schnitzel with cheese sauce served on a large bed of delectable roast potatoes with a side of coleslaw.  It was spectacularly Western and decadent.  While wolfing down that joy, I realised that this town would certainly have been better enjoyed with friends.  I love traveling alone, and I seldom get lonely, but this haven had a distinct holiday-maker ambience which reminded me of many happy (shared) vacations in Thailand.


Pärnu is very beautiful.  Lots of tall trees, green spaces everywhere, cool eateries and a gorgeous beach.  I ambled down to this beach and watched the sun worshippers at play.  The beach was both broad and long, with plenty of room to sunbathe, engage in water sports, or sip piña coladas alfresco.  I did none of the above.  Instead I just enjoyed the whoosh of the waves, the whisper of the breeze and the whoops of children playing in the sand.  There was also some eye candy.  The further north I travelled, the taller and more handsome the men grew, and here many were shirtless and buff.  Pärnu has long been the preferred beach destination in the region, attracting people from as far away as Russia and probably many former Soviet lands.  I also met Finns while I was enjoying my schnitzel.  


Parnu Beach (more)


On my way back from the beach, I headed by Inge Villa Hotel.  This place constituted the only mistake I had made in my frenzied and complicated plans for the trip.  Everything was booked, but on June 11 at somewhere around 1am, I got a call while I was snuggly asleep at home in Taiwan.  I usually turn my phone onto airplane mode before I slumber so as not to be disturbed, but I had somehow forgotten that night.  It was this very Inge Villa, enquiring where I was.  In a daze I finally got out of bed to check my bookings and indeed found that I had booked the room a month early.  I know it was dumb, but Jun and Jul can look the same if one is in a hurry.  I decided to show myself and apologise for the inconvenience in person.  

Streets of Parnu (more)
Then I returned to my hotel, asked for the nearest supermarket, and had my staple dinner of smoked salmon, bread, fruit and salad in the room.  The next morning, I was awakened by someone shouting "Help! Help! Help!" somewhere in the streets below.  It was remarkably unpleasant to be woken like that, and I'm ashamed to announce that my immediate thought was that some football reveller had gotten himself into hot water.  Later I realised that it had in fact been the seagulls calling from the skies above and that all was well.  

 Birds overhead

After breakfast, I returned to the shopping centre with the supermarket and found a store selling CDs of classical music by Estonian composers.  I'd previously bought music by Arvo Pärt, so I asked for composers I'd never heard of.  I walked off with works by Gustav Ernesaks, Villem & Artur Kapp, and Erkki-Sven Tuur.  Then I made my way around the small town centre to take in the recommended sights.  It was certainly pretty.  At length I arrived at the Museum of New Art, housed with succulent irony in the former Communist Party headquarters.  The contrast between the building's exterior and its inner exhibition was striking.  Said contradiction was made ever more poignant by a photographic display of the horrors taking place in the Ukraine at the time of my visit.  In deference, I did not take pictures of those pictures, but I did take others.

Museum of New Art (more)
Next I made my way to the Pärnu Museum, chronicling 11,000 years of regional history.  Livonian, Russian and Soviet relics are among the fascinating displays.  Here I met another young historian who explained a few things to me, and pointed out the building across the road the museum was hoping to acquire in order to display more of its collection.  After this, I returned to my hotel to rest.

Parnu Museum (more)
Next on the agenda was Tallinn.  An early bus took me north.  I dropped my luggage at my hotel, after which the first order of business was to locate a) the bus stop for the next morning's ride to the airport, b) the ferry terminal for my trip to Helsinki a few days later and c) the hotel where I would stay between Iceland and St Petersburg.  I was glad I had taken the time because the bus stop proved a little confusing - most buses stop in the basement of Viru Keskus Shopping Centre, but the one to the airport stops on the road beside it.  Then I got lost at the port - I first found myself in the cargo area and it took a while and a few questions to find the passenger terminal.  Interesting, I thought, was that the security person who helped me, upon looking at my ticket, pronounced Viking Line "vee-king line".  Are English speakers all wrong, or is that just the Estonian pronunciation?

It was in Tallinn that I first registered poverty.  The occasional older man was looking through trash cans, although I had also seen this in Pärnu.  But here there was the addition of unsavoury characters on public transport.  Obvious vagrants sat beside well-kept people.  One was bandaged and still seeping blood as he stumbled onto the tram with an open beer - before noon.  His companion was also drunk but not beat up.  On the next ride were two similar characters carrying bags of plastic and glass bottles (it would seem to collect recycling fees).  The locals did not look shocked nor did they react in any way, and the vagrants did not pester anyone at all.  I read somewhere that public transport was free for residents of Tallinn, making it the first (and I think I read the only) European city to apply this rule.  This is perhaps an explanation for the questionable commuters.


Reconnaissance done, it was time to eat.  On Raekoja plats (a square in Old Town), I found a restaurant serving traditional Estonian cuisine.    It was great to see salt and pepper on the table (though that had been true throughout this trip - it is NOT something you find on a table in Taiwan), and I ordered pork rolled with mushrooms and served with a beetroot sauce.  Absolutely delightful!  Both the place where I ate and its neighbor had high school boys on the plaza inviting passers-by to enter.  I did not see a single person accept their invitation - poor brutes.  All service personnel in the cafes and shops were dressed in medieval clothes to heighten the historical mood of the neighbourhood.  Tallinn Old Town is billed as a fairy tale location, and it decidedly lends itself to the filming of a historical documentary or indeed a Grimm tale.  


Tallinn, Estonia, first time (more)

I got to see very little of Tallinn because the next day I had an early flight to Reykjavik (via Helsinki and Oslo).  Not to worry, I'd be returning.  I retired to my hotel with my usual supermarket dinner. I liked this hotel because there was a fridge in the room, the receptionist was pleasant, and she agreed to keep one of my bags while I was away.  However, the room was once again too hot, and I could not open the window - there was no handle on it!  I woke well early because of the scarcely absent sun, made it to the bus stop I'd located the day before and was off to the airport with the smaller suitcase that had thus far been packed inside the hard-case.  It was a relief to not have to carry my purchases - CDs, books and gifts - or indeed all my clothes, and my bag was much lighter.

The flight from Tallinn to Helsinki has to be the shortest I have ever taken - it lasted all of twenty minutes.  At Helsinki the wait was over three hours and I whiled away those hours by calculating the lengths of my various journeys.  If this bores you to tears, skip it.
1. Taipei to Vilnius
24 hours
2. Vilnius to Trakai
35 mins each way
3. Vilnius to Kaunas
about 2 hours
4. Kaunas to Šiauliai
about 3 hours
5. Šiauliai to Riga
2 ½ hours
6. Riga to Rundale
2 hours each way
7. Riga to Pärnu
2 3/4 hours
8. Pärnu to Tallinn
2 hours
9. Tallinn to Reykjavik
12 hours each way
10. Tallinn to Helsinki
3 ½ hours each way
11. Helsinki to St Petersburg
19 hours each way, but overnight
12. Tallinn to Taipei
24 hours







The reason this came to mind was this: it's the relative quick transits between points of interest that made my run through the Baltics more pleasant than my run through Africa 11 years ago.  What I mean here is just that moving from one place to the next can get tiresome when the distances are great and the stops are short.  In Africa, it often took two days to get to the next destination.  There was also one 22 hour bus trip and one 40 hour train ride.  Anyway, moving on.......

I was so startled at Helsinki Airport that people enter and exit planes in the same area.  Usually, disembarking passengers are funneled through a separate set of passages, removed from those who are boarding.  There was also no unnecessary double screening of hand luggage.  In most places I've travelled, passengers have to repeatedly put their bags through security checks before their second and third flights.  This seems silly to me because they were already checked at the start of the first flight, and transiting passengers are not allowed beyond the transit area, so where do they pick up forbidden items?  In addition, having traveled quite extensively to many different parts of the world, it seems to me that airport security checks are equally thorough and diligent the world over.  Then I read that this convenience only applied to passengers arriving from and leaving to other parts of the European Union.  All travelers from without had to go through the troublesome checks.

Coming in to land at Oslo Airport, while the clouds bounced us around, I caught glimpses through the white torture at the ground below.  There lay a lush plain, alive with myriad shades of green, from pastels all through the range to the deepest tones.